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Firefly Crew
Title:Batteries and TMI
Fandom: Firefly
Author: truthmaker
Characters: Crew
Pairings: Kaylee/Simon (implied)
Rating: PG
Setting: Post BDM
Word Count: 150
Disclaimer: I don’t own ‘em and couldn’t afford ‘em if I wanted to.
Beta: Reviewed by the beautiful cedelede. All mistakes are still mine.
Summary: A search begins, coments ensue.


Kaylee sighed in frustration, giving up her search. “Captain, what did you do with the new batteries?”

All conversation in the common room ground to a halt. Unsurprisingly it was Jayne who first regained his voice. “Too bad Doc, guess you can’t compete with a little piece o’ plastic.”

“Jayne!” Mal responded with his commanding tone, “Keep a civil tongue.”

Kaylee resumed her search as the silence returned only to be broken by River. “The vibrator was invented to aid doctors in stimulating woman on Earth-that-was to orgasm.”

For the second time in as many minutes all activity in the common room stopped. River looked up from her drawing and met the eyes of her crewmates, confusion evident upon her face.

“Tross,” the Captain addressed their pilot slowly, “We did not need to know that.”

“I could stand to hear a bit more.” Jayne added.

Simon and Mal responded in unison, “Jayne!”

Comments

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tree00faery
Apr. 3rd, 2011 06:33 am (UTC)
Hahaha. Very cute. :D
truthmaker
Apr. 3rd, 2011 05:58 pm (UTC)
Thanks. Made me chuckle while writing it.
basched
Apr. 3rd, 2011 09:34 am (UTC)

Hilarious little piece of writing there truth! Great stuff!
truthmaker
Apr. 3rd, 2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
Thank ya.

It was fun to write.
goddessofbirth
Apr. 3rd, 2011 02:37 pm (UTC)
Ah ha ha! Totally as giggle inducing as I thought it would be!
truthmaker
Apr. 3rd, 2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
Made ya giggle?

Then my work here is done.
cedelede
Apr. 4th, 2011 01:26 am (UTC)
Yep. Still love it. Still giggle-worthy. :D
truthmaker
Apr. 4th, 2011 02:39 am (UTC)
Glad ya still like. And thanks for the beta.
rjsteamboat76
Apr. 19th, 2011 01:39 am (UTC)
hahaha funny!! hilarious in fact. doctors invented the vibrator? i didn't know that. i figured it was a frustrated woman who got sick of never getting off cuz her old man finished and passed out before she even got warmed up lol.
truthmaker
Apr. 19th, 2011 03:42 am (UTC)
Thanks for reading.

Yeah, it's kind of one of those interesting facts. I blame the History Channel.
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